welcome to the club.

THIS BAG HAS BEEN TO BETTER EVENTS THAN YOU. FOR NOW.

SOMEHOW DRINKS TASTE BETTER OUT OF THIS. WE DON’T MAKE THE RULES

IF YOU BUY THIS YOU’LL START JUDGING OTHER PEOPLE’S TOWELS

Order here & collect in the studio

“People have been asking if I’m cooler since buying the tote. I haven’t answered because the answer is obvious.”

Founding member (probably)
“Coffee tastes better. Matcha tastes better. Water somehow got involved too.”

Verified Owner
“I’ve become insufferable about towels now.”

Recovery Member

“People have been asking if I’m cooler since buying the tote. I haven’t answered because the answer is obvious.”